KARAOKE JUNKIES

 

YOU MAY BE A "KARAOKE JUNKIE" IF...

 

  • You have the KJ’s cell phone number, email, are friends on facebook and you are not afraid to send a message…any day or time.

 

  • When the regular KJ isnt’ there, You ask, “Who are you and where the hell is Chuxx (or Kurstin, Lupe, Tami, or Jess, or Fluffy)?”

 

  • Someone else sings “your song” and you ask the KJ to go next and sing the same song…so you can show them how its supposed to be done

 

  • You’ve ever been released from jail…and went straight to sing karaoke

 

  • The KJ keeps the entire selection of GLEE karaoke (and other show tunes) just for you to sing

 

  • The KJ has a special nickname for you, like Pixiestyx, Rolex, Fluffy, Princess HJ, 2nJenn, Glitter, Sparkle, Tboner, The Cowboy, Pocket Change, Garbear, Booby, superman, funsize, Mexi, Manimal,

 

  • Few things make you sadder than hearing the KJ or bartender say, “Last Call!”

 

  • You carry your own song slips with you…usually already filled out

 

  • You have your own special theme song  the KJ plays when your are making your way to the stage

 

  • You already know which microphone is “yours”

 

  • You have decided you want karaoke to be sung at your funeral…and you already picked out the singer and the song

 

  • No matter how many times you have sang it or heard it, you can’t remember the words to the song when you have the microphone in your hand without the words on the screen

 

  • You can’t walk and can barely stand, but you can still sing your song

 

  • You don’t ask the KJ what you should sing…the KJ gives you weekly suggestions on what to try

 

  • Strangers walk up to you in K-Mart and compliment you on your singing

 

  • Songs on the radio don't sound right because “Roy” or “Alex” aren't singing them

 

  • You know who the DTGs are and what DTG stands for

 

  • You're not at karaoke by 9:30, and people call your house to find out what's wrong

 

  • You clap when a song finishes on the radio

 

  • You've ever browsed the web under the heading "Karaoke"

 

  • Nobody knows your real name, because you have a karaoke “alias”

 

  • You hear a song on the radio and think, “That's number 75-10”

 

  • You arrive without "the hat", and nobody knows you

 

  • Everyone know you as, “That dude who wears the dress (kilt)”

 

  • You go to see a Decoy and wonder when they're going to call you up to sing

 

  • You go to see Lesson 7, and during the songs you're thinking "I should try that"

 

  • You get upset when someone sings YOUR song

 

  • You’ve had Karaoke KJ's call you at home to come help out their new show (and then call back because you aren't there yet)

 

  • You have laryngitis, but you still try to sing

 

  • You’re broke all the time

 

  • You know you've got to get up at 6:30 a.m., and you still stay for the last karaoke song

 

  • Anyone has ever suggested therapy

 

  • There's 12 inches of snow on the ground and icy roads, and where are you? THE KARAOKE BAR!

 

  • Someone asks you if you have a slip, and they're not talking about under-garments (and you understand this)

 

  • Somebody says, "Why don’t we leave early?" and your whole table gasps

 

  • You get very annoyed when the KJ decides to do a “dance set”

 

  • The term kamikaze no longer has anything to do with Japan, pilots or a type of drink

 

  • You are the “go to” person to find out when & where karaoke is on any given night

 

  • Leaving karaoke early means leaving at 1:00 am

 

  • You’re planning a vacation, and the first thing you do is get on the web to find out where there is karaoke

 

  • You know the song number of over 5 songs without having to look them up in the book

 

  • You know everybody's first name but not their last name

 

  • You know the location of every late night restaurant within 5 miles of the bar

 

  • You know the location of every karaoke bar within 25 miles of your house

 

  • You mentally add songs to your “try list” when you listen to the radio

 

  • You actually stop and write down songs on your “try list” on a notepad or in your phone

 

  • You would never consider dating someone with a bad voice

 

  • Someone suggests going to see a band instead of karaoke, and you're appalled

 

  • The comedian on TV making fun of karaoke really makes you mad

 

  • You see karaoke in a movie and you think, "That's not the way it's done!"

 

  • You actually know that karaoke means "empty orchestra"

 

  • It takes you 15 minutes to hug everybody goodbye

 

  • You get upset when someone else is sitting at “your” table

 

  • The songs "Love Shack", "Friends In Low Places" and "American Pie" really annoy you

 

  • You know a song by heart because it's sung at karaoke, but you’ve never actually heard it on the radio

 

  • The word "rotation" no longer conjures up thoughts of tires

 

  • A new person who sings well is automatically your friend

 

  • Someone refers to "the longest song in the book", and you know what they're talking about

 

  • You can't name 10 presidents, BUT you know all the songs available in karaoke by Journey and The Eagles

 

  • It feels weird to go to a new karaoke bar and not sit at the "regulars" table

 

  • You know the entire intro to "Baby's Got Back", including “valley girl” accent, and this really annoys you

 

  • You wonder what ever happened to “what's his name” - you know, he sang “such and such”

 

  • You've ever received an emergency call at the karaoke bar

 

  • You think you sound better than the original artist

 

  • The high point of your week is when your favorite KJ gets a new disc

 

  • You tend to go out for a cigarette when “Picture” comes up in the rotation

 

  • Someone suggests an after-party and you ask, "Do you have a karaoke machine?"

 

  • You can't remember the words to a song you've heard all your life without "the screen"

 

  • The first thing you think when you hear a new song on the radio is, "When is this coming out on karaoke?"

 

  • People ask you if they can sing from karaoke discs you’ve brought, because the KJ doesn’t have that song

 

  • You learn 14 songs you don't really like, just to expand your repertoire

Do you have what it takes to be a Mobile DJ Studios Karaoke Junkie?
Don't lie...You know that some, if not a lot of these apply to you!
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